During last year’s historic Presidential campaign and since, We the People have been told that it is time for change. We have learned that our way of life has been one of conspicuous consumption and callous disregard for our own environment. We wage wars indiscriminately. Our political system is messy, with discontent on all sides barely containing a malcontented populace. Some folks with radical, individualistic views have even used dangerous and ugly rhetoric when dealing with our own elected officials. These actions strain an ample, perhaps too ample freedom of speech, and these potential terrorists are not being dealt with as they should. We have an immigration problem that is so large it can only be fixed by the total overhaul of our immigration policies. Private corporations take advantage of those already doing without and our government ignores the disadvantaged as well. These problems are endemic to the system we have in place and the time has come to fundamentally change our country but don’t worry, there’s hope.

After scouring the earth for a national model to live by, I think I have found the perfect country to design our own after, using President Obama’s Vision for America. The people of this country have a miniscule obesity problem and materialism is frowned upon. Virtually no one selfishly drives a gas guzzler; indeed, the citizens of this great land travel about their country responsibly, using only the most efficient means of transportation. Their military, while large enough to protect them from their neighbors, is isolationist in nature and they haven’t been at war in decades. Their exemplary political system is bereft of dissent, and operates with seemingly no threat of instability. Immigration issues in this great nation are non-existent. They do not share our love of or inherent problems with large private corporations. Their government feeds an estimated 62% of their population, both to show its high regard for its people and to make sure that nobody has to survive on less than another.

Watch the following video from this amazing paradise. Notice how happy everyone seems, and the great spirit of community this glorious people has managed to capture that we have lost due to our individualism. Look at the great things that can be achieved with a liberal application of collectivism, and yes, the image in the background is a human mosaic. Yep, nobody does it like North Korea. Try that, you capitalist pigs. Click here to see if you are having trouble viewing this video due to flawed Western browsers.

We need to follow the directives of our own Dear Leader, Barack Obama, and work hard to transform the United States of America into a Westernized version of North Korea, before it’s too late. We need to act fast, before more selfish residents of this flawed country band together and fight the progressive Utopia we can build together if we keep hope alive. Don’t listen to the detractors who will surely say that creating a Utopia always ends in bloodshed, starvation and misery. Confront them with these facts about North Korea and they will surely see the error of their capitalist ways. Show them that the perfect Utopian model has failed simply because it has never been implemented correctly, that is until the Great Kim Il Sung and his Dear son Kim Jong Il, brought and maintained paradise in Heaven on Earth, North Korea. YES, PRESIDENT OBAMA, WE CAN!

(In case you haven’t figured it out, this article was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek.)

Every once in a while, the President does something I approve of, and in the name of “fairness and balanceness” I put it on here. One time, he angered the PETA people by killing a fly during an interview and I mentioned my approval in this post. It took a while, but he just did something again that doesn’t violate the Constitution.

According to Fox News:
President Barack Obama called hip-hop musician Kanye West a “jackass” during an off-the-record moment while conducting an interview Monday with CNBC, an ABC News anchor reported on Twitter.

“Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a ‘jackass’ for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential,” “Nightline” co-anchor Terry Moran wrote Monday evening to his more than 1 million followers.
Read the rest here.

Naturally, there was much backpedaling and apologizing for publicizing the Dear Leader’s off-the-record remark and the tweet was deleted, but it can still be seen here.

I have a new hero, and his name is James O’Keefe. Called a mix of Morley Safer and Sasha Baron Cohen by Andrew Breitbart on Fox News this morning, James O’Keefe has exposed ACORN as the nuts they are. He presented himself to the Baltimore, Maryland ACORN housing office as the pimp of a prostitute that was requesting assistance in procuring housing for a new brothel. He told the esteemed community organizers that they wished to bring underage El Salvadorian prostitutes into their fine community, and they were only too happy to assist them. See the abridged videos below. I’ve noticed recently that Internet Explorer doesn’t always show my YouTube videos, so if you are using that browser you may see the videos here and here.

The complete transcript is here, and the complete audio is here.

All I can say is “Wow”. Recently I have stated that I bought a hidden camera and was planning to use it to catch union and ACORN thugs doing what they do best, but Mr. O’Keefe has just raised that bar. My hat is off to you, sir.

I’m sure the fine folks at ACORN will state that this is nothing more than a smear campaign organized by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, but the evidence speaks for itself.
As an aside, the transcript shows an ACORN employee stating that they need to pay a $120.00 membership fee, but their website says that “our services are free of charge”. They are also told they must pay a $50.00 accounting fee, which is normally $150.00 but they’ll give them a break. I’m sure ACORN will say that only the counseling is free, but the website doesn’t mention these fees, at least as of this writing.

NOTE: This story is blowing up their website, biggovernment.com. If the links aren’t working, try again later, or better yet, go to Veritas Visuals. Mr. O’Keefe has done some other work as well, and I highly recommend that you check it out too. I must also give a shoutout to the aspiring journalist who played the prostitute, named Hannah Giles. She is a very brave young woman, and instead of going into hiding has stayed in the spotlight, unafraid of ACORN thuggery. This stroke of genius was all her idea, and she deserves more credit than she will probably get.

BIG Update: James and Hannah have been at it again! Not only have they exposed the upstanding ACORN folks in Baltimore, they also now have similar videos that were taken in New York City and Washington DC. It sure makes it look like a culture of corruption instead of an isolated incident, but has ACORN apologized? Are they facing charges? Not yet, but they have threatened to sue the two who recorded the videos and FOX News for airing the story. Go to Veritas Visuals to see the new videos. Incredible…

If you would like to learn about ACORN voter fraud allegations, check out Rotten ACORN.

The big-government lovers have used the suggestive word “teabagger” as a slam against those who dare to oppose Lord Obama’s policies. Click here for a rather graphic description of teabagging. You’ve been warned… I will embrace the term, because it is better to be a teabagger than a teabaggee, at least in my opinion. Open wide, socialists!

I have recently begun attending the Tea Party rallies around here, and here are my Top Ten reasons why:

10.What better way to silence the opposition than by teabagging them?
9. The Administration doesn’t listen to No Means No, why should I?
8. I’m just freaky enough to like teabagging in large groups.
7. Revolution is not nearly as fun as teabagging someone who really deserves it.
6. I like hearing socialists whine as I get right in their faces and teabag them.
5. Teabagging is better than being bent over.
4. I’m Teabagging for Change, or dollars.
3. I love the disgusted look on the Marxist’s faces when we’re all teabagging them.
2. I prefer tea to Kool-Aid.
And the number one reason why I teabag, drumroll please:
1. I’m tired of Big Government TEABAGGING ME!

General Motors, a subsidiary of Government Motors, announced the sale of their Hummer brand to a Chinese company today. Ron Gettelfinger, president of UAW International and GM, said in a press release “This is real change we can believe in! We finally have a chance, as civil service workers, to move from the tired old methods of the polluting internal combustion engine and into the 21st century. GM will soon begin research into the Administration’s new hamster/treadmill technology, or HT, and the UAW will lead the way.” Gettelfinger was referring to the 2012 GM Skate HT, a one-person mobile transportation unit. Critics have called the new vehicle a skateboard because it uses 2 inch wheels under a carbon-fiber laminate plate, but an agitated union president said the trendy name refers to how the UAW survived GM’s bankruptcy and NOT that it resembles a skateboard. The fact that it has no body, seat, or steering wheel and the driver stands on the plate was necessary in order to conform to CAFE standards, according to the GM president. The new model, expected to debut in 2011 and the flagship of their new “nanocompact” line, is estimated to start at $29,900. Contract negotiations were started but had stalled in a wage dispute that has tainted the UAW’s victory celebration over the sale of the Hummer line. GM spokesperson Barack Obama had initially stated that union demands for a two-day workweek, full health insurance coverage for employees’ friends and neighbors, and weekly pay raises were unreasonable, but he has since relented.

The union president had lauded the victory of UAW China as well, promising to fight to raise their wages to 43 cents per hour from 37, but then retracted his statements when he was informed that all the union organizers had been executed by the Chinese government. He was last seen riding in his limousine to his taxpayer-funded corporate jet. Sources said he was headed to the Sichuan Tengzhong company in China to organize the new union himself, and their first strike.

Satire, I think…